Urine Tests

Like a lot of folks in this state, I have a job. I work, they
pay me. I pay my taxes and the government distributes my
taxes as they see fit. In order to get that paycheck, I am
required to pass a random urine test, which is no problem.

What I do have a problem with is the distribution of my
taxes to people who don't have to pass a urine test.
Shouldn't one have to pass a urine test to get a welfare
check, because I have to pass one to earn it for them?

Please understand, I have no problem with helping people
get back on their feet. I do, on the other hand, have a
problem with helping someone sit on their butt. Could
you imagine how much money the state would save if
people had to pass a urine test to get a public assistance
check.